Nursery Rhymes ...with a twist

*Let's go back to kindergarten days!*

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Friday, FINALLY!!

Aaahh, the weekend.. how i look forward to these 2 days of total nothingness. 2 days of not driving the 30km to school, 2 days of not worrying about classes. Yep, I cherish them. Okay so Rakhma went back to Melbourne on Thursday, went to the airport to see her off. She didn't wanna leave, saying how bored she's gonna be there and all that. She called me this morning tho, updated me on something i told her to *Sorry, classified information =)*

I called Mach in the afternoon, wanted to know how things are over there in states. Ofcourse I was curious about her date with this black guy, and she filled me in about that and more! Man, the stories she told me! I ran out of credit on my calling card and she even called me back, lotsa tales to tell. Seems like she's pretty hot-stuff over there. You have no idea how hard I laughed when she told me about the weird guys over there. Good thing she's coming back in June, we can all get more detailss...

So tomorrow night *Saturday night* would involve some major ass shakin. Off to Barbarran to boo-geayyy and a super early birthday thang. Oh yeah.. about the class I was soooo looking forward to, I got there and climb up the stairs to the 3rd floor.. it's empty. Class was cancelled!!! That majorly pissed me off. And I ended up sleeping in today, I overlsept actually. I got up too early and went back to sleep.. all the way til 9.30am. Well, I'm getting tired... Gotta go to the bank in the morning if I plan to have one cool-ass b'day.

Friends

I went out to dinner with my friends last night. We went to Souled Out in Hartamas, it's a cafe/bar type place. It's really cool, very laid back and pretty good food. There were eight of us, the usual crowd you could say *Rakhma, Me, Farah, Raflis, Raja, Muff, Shakhira & Kevin* It's kind of a byebye dinner for Rakhma, she's going back to Melbourne tomorrow night (Thursday). I was too tired to write about it last night, fell asleep as soon I got home.

Shakhira, Rakhma n Raflis came over for lunch today. My mom made laksa and told me to give them a call. Diana was somewhere in Cheras and couldn't make it. After that we met up with Raja and went to KL. Rakhma gave me an early birthday present, it's a picture of us at Chilli's on her birthday in this really cool silver frame. Nothing much today, but the week is progressing quite nicely I suppose. I have an 8am class tomorrow, suprisingly I'm looking forward to it *what's gotten into me??? haha* Oh yeah, I got my COBOL test scores yesterday. Check it out, top of the class for both tests!!! woooohoooooo!! That oughta show the arse who thought I was such an idiot, it was pure satisfaction to see his stupid face change when he found out. Hah!

Ahem... enough gloating, I gotta get my ass in bed if I wanna make it to school tomorrow. See you around =)

Monday, bloody Monday

After a great weekend, Monday ultimately sucks. I guess I'm in still on weekend mode, plus my mood was pretty dodgy today. Oh, I found out my little nap in the club the other day was for over an hour *Gasp!* Well, my mood's not exactly bad, just not in the mood for serious stuff. I ended up blowing off my classes today, the whole day. Had lunch with friends, hung out with them some more and headed home. Nothing much, but I'm just not in study mode. Thank God there's only a couple of weeks of lectures left. Then its FINALS time! *hysterical scream*

I gotta buck up in a couple of classes, come to think of I'd better pay closer attention to all of em. Not good, with finals coming up and me blowing off classes. Lots of reading awaits! I suppose these coming weeks would be party-free, just pure books. It's dissapointing with my birhday coming up n everything, even Timo Maas will be spinning in Movement next week. Bummer. Rakhma will be heading back to Melbourne on Thursday, so we're all going for dinner tomorrow or the day after. I can't believe it's been 3 months already. Time really does fly, huh?

Well, I dug up something from the past just a few minutes ago. It made me feel shitty, to say the least. It made me think about how people can say/do something and then totally turn around as if nothing happened. It feels horrible! Y'know kinda like putting your heart in a blender and setting it on high. Ugh! Not an especially thrilling experience. I don't want to get into details, since it's not something everyone knows and it's makes me feel crappy all over again. Maybe soon, I'll tell the whole tale. You can always ask, though :)

*~ Aftermath ~*

Oh man!! Last night was mad. Everyone was there, Rakhma & Raflis, Diana, Shakhira & Kevin, Muff and Raja... plus their friends. Shakhira danced like I've never seen her dance before *Haha* Barbarran even had jellos last night. But, due to certain events and whatever, I ended up taking a nap for I don't know how long. *hahahaha* Somewhere towards the end of the nigh, ny friends decided to chant my name to the beat of the music, including the whole "ooo-oooh" sound. Started out with a couple of them then I remember the sound got louder. Friends, eh?

Then this morning, Kevin told me something that made me me "Great, just great". The chanting they were doing was even joined in by some other people in our area. But that's not what made me cringe. It had something to do with my sudden bursts of energy *haha* He said I would suddenly get up, dance my ass off for a bit then fall back into the couch. This, apparently, went on a few times. *Ack!*

A bunch of things happened last night, I suppose. Pissed people, sudden bursts of dancing, cute waiter incident... Some tales are better left untold *Hahaha* But whatever it is, I had lots of fun. It was a good night.